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By Dan Gutman

A.J. and the crowd are graduating! however the out-of-control PTA president is popping the whole lot right into a large rite entire with fireworks, a petting zoo, and a flyover by means of the Blue Angels! Is relocating as much as 3rd grade this type of giant deal? And what might be able to get it wrong?

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Dole had us march from the fitness center to the playground in the back of the college so we'd make a grand front for our mom and dad. She made us perform again and again till we received it correct. Did you ever pay attention of the commencement track? It’s this music they regularly play at graduations. Mrs. Dole requested our tune instructor, Mr. Loring, to play that tune on an accordion whereas we marched round the playground. He informed us the true identify of the track is “Pomp and Circumstance,” yet not anyone is aware why. The track doesn’t have phrases. It is going like this: Dum, dum-dum-dum, dum dum, Dum, dum-dum-dum, dum. Dum, dum-dum, dum-dum-dum, Dum, dum-dum-dum-dum. It’s a dumb track, in the event you inquire from me. Songs are meant to have phrases. So I made up phrases to the commencement track. They pass like this: I’m gra-ad-u-a-ting, There’s a sq. on my head. Why is there a sq. on my head? Be-cause I’m grad-u-a-ting. You repeat that again and again. whereas we have been marching round the playground, I taught the phrases to everyone. quickly the full type was once making a song. It used to be cool. Then Mrs. Dole advised us to knock it off. training for commencement all morning was once dull. I couldn’t watch for lunch. ultimately, after 1000000 hundred hours, Mrs. Dole acknowledged it used to be time to visit the vomitorium to consume. I sat at a desk with the blokes. Michael attempted to juggle his Tater children. Neil the nude child placed cookies over his eyes. Ryan allow us to pour salt on his tongue. Andrea and her stressful pals sat on the subsequent desk conversing approximately girly stuff, like what colour attire their dolls wish to put on. “What are you men doing over the summer season? ” requested Ryan. “I’m going to sleepaway camp,” acknowledged Neil. “I’m going to soccer camp,” acknowledged Michael. “I’m going to cooking camp,” stated Ryan. “My kin goes to hire a home on the beach,” I stated. I didn’t ask Andrea what she will be doing over the summer time. She used to be most likely going to profit her multiplication tables so she will be smarter than each person in 3rd grade. Andrea used to be sitting there all quiet. I figured she was once nonetheless mad simply because her mother misplaced the PTA election. “Are you continue to mad simply because your mother misplaced the PTA election? ” I requested her. “No,” Andrea acknowledged. “I’m fearful approximately Mrs. Daisy. ” “What approximately her? ” requested Emily, all involved. “Haven’t you spotted? ” Andrea stated. “Mrs. Daisy has wear loads of weight. She’s getting fats. ” “It has to be all these bonbons we gave her,” acknowledged Neil the nude child. “She’s most likely consuming a field each night,” Ryan stated. “That’s no longer reliable for her,” acknowledged Emily. “It’s all of your fault, Arlo,” Andrea stated. “You have been the person who considered giving her bonbons. ” Why is every thing consistently my fault? I didn’t strength Mrs. Daisy to devour such a lot of bonbons. what's Andrea’s challenge? I want a truck filled with bonbons may fall on her head. 6 the best Day of My lifestyles ultimately it used to be my favourite day of the year—the final day of faculty. Yay! once we entire pledging the allegiance, Mrs. Daisy had us sing “Happy Birthday. ” however it wasn’t anybody’s birthday. We sang “Happy Birthday” to the children in our type who've birthdays over the summer season.

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